Dude Talk: Democrats, Pronouns, UFOs, and Life in South Africa!

By Gert Louw | GertFITNESS

Dude Talk: Biblical masculinity, Democrats, UFOs, conspiracy theories, and life in South Africa—fitness, faith, and laughter rolled into one.

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My Crazy Ride (and the Beard Drama)

Let’s start with something light. Recently, I’ve been bouncing between movie sets, documentaries, and some bizarre gigs (yes, even a body double scene involving fake blood and guts). It’s been wild!

The kicker? I had to grow out a beard. My wife loves it, I’m on the fence. It’s somewhere between “rugged Viking warrior” and “old guy lost in the mountains.” What do you think—keep it, or send it to beard heaven?

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The USA: A Train Wreck in Slow Motion

Alright, American friends, brace yourselves. This is Dude Talk, so I shoot straight. Watching the Democrats run the USA feels like watching a slow-motion train wreck you can’t look away from.

Anti-Israel, anti-Christian, anti-family values, anti-borders… and very pro-abortion, pro-woke chaos, and apparently pro-persecuting their political opponents. Oh, and still no voter ID? Come on, man.

Meanwhile, some states still have a backbone. Idaho, hats off to you for banning forced pronoun nonsense. That’s Biblical masculinity in action—standing for truth instead of bowing to 4% of the population while the other 96% have to play along.

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Trump: The Not-So-Polished Sledgehammer

Now, let’s talk Trump. No, he’s not the guy you invite to Sunday lunch with grandma. But here’s the thing: he gets stuff done. Policies that actually make sense? Check. Courage to stand up to the mob? Check.

America doesn’t need a buddy—it needs a fighter. And say what you will, Trump is a fighter. Honestly, this might be the last chance to slow down the madness of a “new world order” that looks more like a dumpster fire than a future.

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Conspiracy Theories… or Just Reality Now?

I never fancied myself a conspiracy guy. But after the COVID vaccine push and what we’re now learning, let’s just say my ears are a lot more open. Suddenly, the so-called “tinfoil hat” people are hitting bullseyes more often than the experts. Strange days, my friends.

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UFOs, Revelations, and the Bigger Picture

And then there’s the UFO craze. Suddenly governments are all-in, waving around “credible evidence.” Cute.

As a sci-fi fan, I’m intrigued. But as a man rooted in Scripture, I see something deeper: the Book of Revelation unfolding before our eyes. Prophecy after prophecy is getting checked off like a shopping list.

UFOs? Maybe. But here’s the real headline: we’re heading toward end times at full speed. You don’t have to believe me—open your Bible. It’s all there.

And here’s my bottom line: whether aliens are real or just smoke and mirrors, I’m making sure I’m right with God. Brothers, that’s Biblical masculinity—being prepared for the ultimate battle, not just the one in the gym.

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Life in South Africa: Chaos vs. Cape Town

Now, many of my followers keep asking: “Gert, why on earth do you stay in South Africa?” Fair question.

Let me be honest: much of the country is drowning in corruption, broken infrastructure, and power cuts. But here’s my secret weapon: Cape Town.

Cape Town isn’t just the best of South Africa—it’s one of the best cities in the world.

• Roads that actually work.
• Water that flows.
• Municipal services that arrive.
• And soon, Western Cape will be electricity-independent.

Add the mountains, the beaches, the world-class food, and the stunning people—yeah, Cape Town beats Singapore, Dubai, Maldives, Mauritius, and Namibia hands down. I’ve been there, I’ve seen it. Nothing comes close.

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Wrapping It Up

So, there you have it: Democrats in chaos, UFOs circling, South Africa wobbling—but Cape Town thriving. And through it all, I’m here training, coaching, and living out Biblical masculinity: strength with purpose, discipline with humility, and faith above all.

If you want more than laughs—if you want to transform your body and your mindset—check out my 3- and 6-month coaching options or my programs like The Recomp Blueprint and Pain-Free Strength Reset.

Stay strong. Stay disciplined. Stay grounded in truth.
—Gert Louw